Thursday, November 23, 2023

SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE (GameCube, 2002)

...and don't it feel good?

This appears to be quite a predicament, Mario. Data analysis verifies that the island's inhabitants are indeed troubled by pollution, but the pollution itself is not the main problem.

Mario, you witnessed this object at the Airstrip, correct? It is a Shine Sprite. Shine Sprites are the source of power on Isle Delfino. They used to gather in great numbers at the Shine Gate, but the graffiti incident has polluted the island and most of the Shine Sprites have fled. There is no longer any power to support the peaceful lifestyle of the islanders. It is most pitiable. The only way to ensure the return of the Shine Sprites is to keep the island from becoming any dirtier.

The perpetrator is likely at work even as we speak. And you, Mario, are being treated as a criminal. Tomorrow we must do our best to resolve this situation.

- F.L.U.D.D

NEW SUPER MARIO BROS. (NDS, 2006)

  What's New, pussycat ? Woah, woah-woah... “ Welcome to the New Mushroom Kingdom! ” - American TV commercial